How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
My math teacher started filming this kid because he started doing his work for the first time all semester
STRUGGLES. TO. BREATHE.
ok so my mom started talking to me all serious like “ok i am trying to respect your privacy but please can you keep things i dont want to see out of sight.” and i was really confused because like?? i dont leave anything incriminating lying around???? but then i went up to my room and realized i had gone to the dollar store today and left some of the stuff i bought on my bed, including this spray candy thing meant to look like a snake which now that i look at it
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
first there were the daleks. and then there was a man who fought them. and then in time he died. there are a few, of course, who believe this man somehow survived and that one day he will return. for both our sakes, dearest hannah, we must hope these stories are true.